A month since the operation, and I feel fine. There is however one unfortunate side effect which I need to share with you.
I can't blow my nose properly.
If I sneeze with my mouth closed, or blow my nose REALLY REALLY HARD, I feel this sudden POP under the skin of my skull covering the implant, like a bit of air's escaped and has momentarily inflated the skin like a comedy balloon.
It feels... unpleasant.
Turns out there's only one cure - you're supposed to snort your snot out of your nose and into your throat, and then spit it out through your mouth.
That's all fine, but... what if I'm in a meeting or something? Should I interrupt my colleague and hawk a massive stinking yellow-green loogie into a spittoon like some sort of Wild West character, or Gary Busey in Under Siege?
It's only a minor thing, it'll pass as soon as I get rid of this cold I'm sure. I'm occupying myself watching various videos on YouTube (not just old Steven Seagal clips).
The videos I'm watching are all on a similar theme, like this one:
Or this one:
Basically, I'm watching videos of lots of people getting their cochlear implants turned on, because I'm getting turned on tomorrow.
It's been a month since the operation and I'm ready to chuck away my old hearing aid with its annoying whistling, its greasy ear mould, and try something different.
But the more videos I watch, the more I start to wonder what it'll feel like.
A bit scary, maybe. Different. Unusual.
In all the forums and user groups, a lot of people say it sounds 'bionic', or just 'awful' at first.
The way I see it, there are three outcomes:
1) It works, and it works really well, and everything is great.
2) It works, but it sounds weird, and it takes me a long time to get used to.
3) It doesn't work at all, and they have to take it out through surgery.
I'm hoping for option 1, with option 2 being most likely, and option 3 being the worst.
Either way, I'm just looking forward to seeing what happens. Wish me luck tomorrow.